Swagger Race Results

NEW SPONSOR!!!!

KC Sprints sponsored by PBR, PBR sponsored by Jesus. ergo KC Sprints sponsored by Jesus. Hallelujah!

KC Sprints video

Check out this slick KC Sprints video that Lucas made us or our Lincoln race.



Pretty rad
Thanks Lucas!

Stupor Bowl 13

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Originally uploaded by uNkY jOIns

We survived the trip to this year's Stupor Bowl 13. Through snowy ass streets, drinking before 11am, and not even registering for the race, this was definately one of my favorite blurry weekends in recent memory.

You can find all of my photos HERE. True to form, the pictures get more fuzzy as the alcohol intake increases.

hugs and pinches
uNKy jOIns

new head and finally the springfield results

Overall
Name,Losses,Best
James,0,23.207
Paul and Oats 2,0,23.721
Malls,0,24.397
Conway Tittie 2,0,24.413
Malls 2,0,24.735
James 2,1,24.887
Jeff,0,24.889
Paul and Oats,1,24.973
Isaac 2,1,25.0
Jeff 3,1,25.393
Brett 2,1,25.762
Jeff 2,0,25.765
lil hillbilly 2,0,25.867
LanceAlot,0,25.941
shark,0,26.265
Conway Tittie,1,26.362
uj,0,27.039
Bret,1,27.345
Jim,0,27.671
lil hillbilly,0,27.84
lancalot 2,1,27.93
Jamie,0,27.979
Isaac,1,28.286
Max,1,28.29
Mallory,0,28.52
eagle,1,28.754
John R,1,28.919
Joe,0,29.199
Scott,1,29.586
chris,0,29.892
justin,1,30.257
creighton,1,33.777
jeff beer,0,35.594
isaac left foot,0,35.637
Jasmin,1,37.711
Jeff left foot,1,39.973
Shannon,1,40.67
Paul and Oats beer,1,42.038
kc jev jev,0,45.379
uNKy jOIns,4,95.797

Women
Name,Losses,Best
Shannon,1,40.67
Mallory,0,28.52
Jasmin,1,37.711

Men
Name,Losses,Best
justin,1,30.257
chris,0,29.892
Jim,0,27.671
Scott,1,29.586
Joe,0,29.199
Bret,1,27.345
uj,0,27.039
Isaac,1,28.286
Jeff,0,24.889
Paul and Oats,1,24.973
Malls,0,24.397
Conway Tittie,1,26.362
LanceAlot,0,25.941
eagle,1,28.754
shark,0,26.265
Max,1,28.29
lil hillbilly,0,27.84
creighton,1,33.777
Jeff 2,0,25.765
James,0,23.207
Brett 2,1,25.762
John R,1,28.919
Jamie,0,27.979
Isaac 2,1,25.0
Malls 2,0,24.735
Jeff 3,1,25.393
Paul and Oats 2,0,23.721
James 2,1,24.887
Conway Tittie 2,0,24.413
lancalot 2,1,27.93
lil hillbilly 2,0,25.867
isaac left foot,0,35.637
Jeff left foot,1,39.973
jeff beer,0,35.594
Paul and Oats beer,1,42.038

IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS - and yes I did copy this directly from facebook

Host:	KC Sprints
Type:	Sports - Sporting Event
Network:	Global

Date:	Saturday, February 20, 2010
Time:	6:00pm - 10:00pm
Location:	SWAGGER
Street:	8431 Wornall Road
City/Town:	Kansas City, MO
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Gold Sprints back in KC.
Please notice the NEW VENUE.
Hope you can make it.
6pm Setup and early Signup.
7pm Grudge Matches Start.
8pm Tournament Time Trials Start
9ish (depending on # of participants) top 8 Times Battle for 1st

The first round of this beer cycling event consisted of head-to-head roller races over a 500 m distance, but with the results being treated as time trial results rather than elimination rounds. The top eight times from the first round qualified the cyclists for the elimination round, and either or both of the cyclists in each first round race could move on. In the match round, the eight cyclists were paired off according to the seeding from the first round. The winner of each match round match advance to the final, while the four losers are given final rankings (5th through 8th) based on their times in the match round. The four finalists are placed into the gold medal match and bronze medal match based on their times in the match round.

jevon

Should KC or MPLS be more scarred?

then this pervert shows up
Originally uploaded by ibikempls

When staying with BRose you never know. MPLS here we come