Dearest Lawrence,
KC Sprints is set to be in your town on Friday April 22nd, of the queen's year 2011 at the Replay Lounge. You are cordially invited to attend aforementioned event and partake in many fine ales, frivolity and the occasional swashbuckling.
Come out to race your friends, enemies, teammates, spouses, mistresses, boss, employees, co-workers, brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, sons and daughters.
Hell come out and challenge that drunk asshole at the end of the bar that hates it when cyclists invade "his" bar.
Come cheer!
Come heckle!
Come drink!
Come puke!
*Attention Tournament Racers!*
Bragging rights & fabulous prizes are yours for the winning!
You can't win if you don't play
Save the date and tell your friends!
We've invited all of our friends but since we need more than Jones' parents to show up to have the race invite yours too!
MORE INFO TO COME!!!!
sincerly yours
uNKy jOIns , OE ZEEEEK!, kc jev jev
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