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KC Sprints' fifth annual Pub N' Pedal
Spoke 'n' Slur
When: Sat., Oct. 22, 5 p.m.
Fitness enthusiasts argue whether beer and exercise go together. Some say there's good reason to pound a cold beer instead of a puny sports drink after exertion. Test this theory at KC Sprints' fifth annual Pub N' Pedal, a free pub crawl, bicycle race and photo scavenger hunt. "It's a way to get cyclists to go out and have a good time," says KC Sprints' Ryan Jones. Arrive at the parking lot at the old Katz Drugstore (Westport Road and Main Street) at 5 p.m. to register. The race starts at 6 and ends around 11 at Buzzard Beach (4110 Pennsylvania, 816-753-4455). Participants receive a list of neighborhood bars that are accessible by bike, as well as clues describing items to be found at each bar. Teams of up to four players each must take a photo of every object with a digital camera. Drinking is not required, but riders must be of age to enter a bar. For more information, e-mail kcsprints@gmail.com.
— Abbie Stutzer