Pub N Pedal 7 recap

Once again I have an empty spot in my life now that PNP 7 has gone and past. Here is you final count for the evening

24 teams

78 official riders (not including those who showed up at the end of the race)

$411 donated to 816 Collective

40 shirts sold

2 kegs drained

unknown lbs of pork butt consumed

1 drunk guy with a megaphone

0 emergency room visits

Very successful evening of wobbly shenanigans had by all. Thank you and congratulations to all riders (that last stat is one I was worried about) 

Here are the team recaps (I apologize for misspelling your name, Zeek's handwriting sucks)

1st Place

Big Butt Lovers: Andrea / Sam / Gabe / Deuser

125 pts + $253 donation points = 378 total points

2nd Place

Dirty Rice: Pablo / Shara / Chris / John

123 pts + $52 donation points = 175 total points

3rd Place

Scalywags: Jacob / Todd / Brandon

130 pts

4th Place

Marmadukes: Patrick / Rachel / Felica

80 pts + $45 donation points = 125 total points

5th Place

Plum Heads: Justin / Tom / Melissa / Jessica

75 pts + 40 donation points = $115

6th Place

Low Rent Dog Fuckers: FC / Nate / Jevon / Paul

50 pts + $47 donation points = 97 total points

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Here are the rest of the teams stats

Bend Over: 85 pts

Third Wheels: 76 pts

Manicorns: 75 pts

Team Michael: 60 pts

#TeamFratBoy: 48 pts

Crash Monkeys: 40 pts

Vulva Bikers: 40 pts

Primary Warriors: 30pts

Doris: 25 pts

Penis Grabbing Penis Grabbers: 25 pts

Pedalphile: 20 pts

Porn Devils: 9 pts

Proud as a Peacock: 5pts

Two Wheeled Connection: DNF

Roll It Solo: DNF

Slow Spokes: DNF

Clark Kents: DNF

Blaverchuck: DNF

Maybe I spoke too soon about the emergency room visits. Someone check on all the DNF teams and make sure they're alright. Anyway.....

Here's some photos:

Thanks again everybody who came out and all of our wonderful sponsors (I would kiss them all if distance and restraining orders were not a thing)

Boulevard Brewery

Buzzard Beach

KC Beard & Mustache Club

Twin 6

Urban Velo

Paul Nunes

Fastsigns

Eighth Inch

The Pitch

Looking forward to seeing you all out for year 8.

Cheers from the KC Sprints crew

uNKy jOIns, OE ZEEK, Kc Jev jEv