first KC SPRINTS tattoo

Its happened. Poor decision making is something we're experts in. Can't wait to get mine.

Season 5 Home Opener is this weekend at Harlings. Ride Bikes, Drink Beer, Use Bucket....

uNKy jOIns

2013 Home Opener!

Home Opener #5 is January 19th at Harling's Upstairs bar.

 Drink beers. Ride bikes. Use the bucket.

 

Photos from past events are here & here

See you at Harlings!

PUB N PEDAL 6 results (finally)

I want to start off by saying a BIG THANK YOU to all the participants and sponsors that came out and made race day as much fun as it was. We had perfect weather, plenty of beer and 100 people that dedicated themselves to a night of drunken debauchery. Fortunately, no one visited the hospital this year, I'm looking at you Team OPFD.

Here is the manifest from this year's ride:

PUB 'N PEDAL 6:  September 15, 2012

Welcome to the most important bike event in the history of bike events. Here's the skinny.....

Each location on the manifest has an object inside the bar that the team must take a photo with in order for it to count. By each team I mean that everybody on the team must be in the photo. Most likely you'll need to find other people not in the race to take the photos.

You are not required to go to all the locations on this manifest, so go at your own speed and to as many locations as you want. The more places you go to however the better your chance at winning some FABULOUS PRIZES!!!

be at Buzzard Beach by 10pm or your points don't count

This ride is for fun and does not support any sort of charity, political agenda, or advocacy group. Good for you for wanting to have fun, you deserve it....

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points:

-         5 points: object in bar on from manifest

-         3 points: bar on manifest, wrong object

-         1 point: per team member that shows up at end crossdressed

-         25 points: What's Happening Lounge, Flo's Polka Dot Lounge, 403 Club, The Chip Shot

-         200 points: Jaudon Roadhouse

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Harlings: Hammer & Sickle

Sammy's (KCK): Marmaduke, the lady's man

The Point: The “Bird”

Red Front: Chances are your bartender is pretty friendly

DB Coopers: Can you find the “EDGE 540T”

Swagger: Hey Baby, What time is it?

Caddy Shack: I tawt I saw a puddy tat

Flying Saucer: Plate #237

Grandma's: Adam Sandler had a song about her

Mike's Tavern: I'm sure there's a “I (heart) Troost” sticker there somewhere

The Chip Shot: Why the hell isn't the Chiefs plaque bigger?

Gilhouly's: Show some love to your Tallgrass Brewery sponsor

What's Happening Lounge: Who do you complain to when the bar is closed?

403 Club (KCK): Wait, which street are we on again?

Jaudon Roadhouse: Just a photo of the building and you is fine, hope you had a fun sober ride

Charlie Hooper's: How am I supposed to ride the thing if its on a wall

Bobby Baker's: A drunk Rat

Zoo Bar: Everybody loves a little pussy

Flo's Polka Dot Lounge: Why ruin a perfectly good serving tray

Buddies: Stop Yield Go

Ok, ok, after a few weeks of procrastinating and the constant hounding by a few of you, I now present you with the final race results.

1) Team Stoney Bologna: 21 Points
2) Team Awesome Sauce: 80 Points
3) Team Finger Hut: DNF
4) Team Little Bike: DNF
5) Team Groin Pie Sluts: 73 Points
6) Team Flight of the Navigator: 25 Points
7) Team Squirrels 86'ed: 25 Points
8) Team Pirate Brewing: 50 Points
9) Team Low Dog Rent Fuckers: DNF
10) Team Holmestead: 96 Points
11) Team PBR Street Gang: 90 Points
12) Team Balls 'N Dolls: DNF
13) Team Smack Time: DNF
14) Team What the Fuck: 50 Points
15) Team Pedal Pushers: DNF
16) Team Jayhawk: 35 Points
17) Team Hot Piss: 95 Points
18) Team Oh Shit!: 95 Points
19) Team Killed It!: 74 Points
20) Team Alex: DNF
21) Team Cartoon Crisis Center: 51 Points
22) Team Clip 'N Sip: DNF
23) Team The Homos: DNF
24) Team Pineapple Nutsack: 95 Points
25) Team Just Me: 133 Points
26) Team Sheer Awesomeness: DNF
27) Team Tuxedo: DNF
28) Team Bell Street Mafia: 45 Points
29) Team No Show: DNF
30) Team Kerre: DNF
31) Team Seal Team 7: 5 Points
32) Team Old and Lazy: DNF
33) Team Scumbags: DNF

I cut off point taking at 10pm cause, face it, I wanted to get drunk too. (It's in the rules fools)

BIG CONGRATS TO THIS YEAR'S CHAMPION:
Team Just Me: comprised entirely of Megan Coleman

SECOND PLACE:
Team Holmestead: Kyle & Abby

THIRD PLACE (THREE WAY, oh lawdy) TIE:
Team Hot Piss: Little Jimmy F, Drew Evans, Mike G
Team Pineapple Nut Snack: Jevon, Kristen, Brian G., Paul Nunes
Team Oh Shit!: Black, Idris, Louis, Derek

Good Job, e'ery one. Thank you again to all of our sponsors:
Tallgrass Brewery
Surly
All Hail The Black Market
Twin 6
Urban Velo
Taddihogg Cycling Caps
Buzzard Beach

Cheers everyone. Till next time, keep the rubber side down.......

uNKy jOIns

Pub n Pedal 6 is this Saturday!

Don't forget! 
This SATURDAY is Pub n Pedal 6!

What is Pub n Pedal 6? Only Kansas City's very BEST bike ride, pub crawl, photo scavenger hunt!

Registration at the start line (the Oscodrome) along with possible chances to gain bonus points begins at 5 PM.
Jones yells "Go!" at 6 PM.
Keep in mind that this is a FREE EVENT! 

There are still a limited number of event t-shirts available for $20 per

 
Our t-shirt model isn't attractive or paid

There is also a free keg for "racers" at the finish line.
However, to partake in the keg you need to purchase a cup for $5.
**If you purchase a t-shirt you get a cup at no additional charge.**

This may make the idea of calling the keg free silly but this is done to ensure that the bar tenders get tipped for serving you free beer. All the cup money goes to them.


Don't have a team? Don't worry, just show up and we'll find you a team to play with.
Don't drink? Don't worry, its not required. However, you do need to be legal age to enter a bar, since that is were all the stops are.

If you are "racing" the event keep in mind that there is a time limit.
You and your team need to be at the finish line by 10 PM. 
Everyone on your team must be in the submitted photos. Meaning unless your have really long arms you'll need to kindly ask a bar patron to take the photo for you.
Take photos of whatever you want but this is a photo scavenger hunt so points are only awarded for pictures of the required item(s) (although that being said creative, interesting or shocking photos of items not on the list could get you bonus points or possibly just disqualified and asked to leave).

REMEMBER:
In most cases the bars don't know you are coming. So don't ruin it for everyone else by being a dick.
OWN YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR 

Pub 'n Pedal 6 would like to thank its sponsors:

Buzzard Beach
Tallgrass Brewery
All Hail the Black Market
Twin Six
UrbanVelo
Taddihogg caps
Surly
Midwest Cyclery
PGN Financial
KC Sprints





See you all on Saturday!

update

shirts will be here August 28th. I will take the ones not already claimed to Critical Mass that Friday and the remainder will be at registration on Sept. 15th. If you have a shirt claimed and you would like it before the event, please let send an email to kcsprints@gmail.com and I will meet you wherever. Only 50 shirts were ordered, so get on it

final poster

Pub N' Pedal 6 update

It's hard planning a pub crawl in the midst of RAGBRAI excitement, but we seem to be doing it nicely. I have made the decision to mark this 6th anniversary with t-shirts...

As you can see there are still plenty of spaces for sponsors so t-shirts are not in production yet. Once the final design has been finished I will be taking pre-orders for those of you who would like to get one. That way you'll be guaranteed a shirt in your size.

I do not charge anything for this race. However, there is a keg at the final bar and cups to drink from said keg are $5. (years past this has been about an hour of booze after the race) If you decide you would like a t-shirt, cost of your keg cup would be included. Shirt and cup cost $20.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY A SHIRT OR A CUP FOR THE KEG AT THE FINAL BAR!!! This post is just saying that if you want one they're available.

Also, I have some very talented friends who have been charged with the design of the poster for this year. Here are two of the designs I've received.....

There should be a third design coming shortly as well. How is a boy supposed to choose?

If you still haven't marked your calendar, what is wrong with you? September 15. Go do it now....
PUB N' PEDAL 6

flimsy handshakes
-uNKy jOINS